Hi! It's R. Eric Thomas. From the internet?Hi!This week: A shockingly not-shocking White House Christmas Look, I don’t have a problem with the gingerbread house industrial complex; I just have a couple of very pointed questions. I would like to be a congressperson for one reason only and that is to call a hearing where I can grill all the makers of those all-in-one gingerbread house kits on their thoughts on structural integrity, their assumptions about the average person’s dexterity, and what those little gumdrops are supposed to be? Shingles?! Molding?! I need answers! I would be the Rep. Katie Porter prying answers gingerly at the House gingerbread house hearings, but instead of a white board I would bake a sheet of shortbread and write all of my complex figures on the shortbread using icing.
A Trap!: Here for It #205
Hi! It's R. Eric Thomas. From the internet?Hi!This week: A shockingly not-shocking White House Christmas Look, I don’t have a problem with the gingerbread house industrial complex; I just have a couple of very pointed questions. I would like to be a congressperson for one reason only and that is to call a hearing where I can grill all the makers of those all-in-one gingerbread house kits on their thoughts on structural integrity, their assumptions about the average person’s dexterity, and what those little gumdrops are supposed to be? Shingles?! Molding?! I need answers! I would be the Rep. Katie Porter prying answers gingerly at the House gingerbread house hearings, but instead of a white board I would bake a sheet of shortbread and write all of my complex figures on the shortbread using icing.
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